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2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians?If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test!

I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.

Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.

Apparently, you can meet some pretty cool people online (who would've thunk?! So without further ado, here are a few tidbits about myself...

I spend my days working as a Social Media director at a nationwide travel agency.

On a typical Friday night I am probably attending yoga class, or biking down one of the many gorgeous trails in our city.

I'm the type of person who will do things on a whim, and I'm looking for a partner with the same mentality.I'm the type of person who likes to seize opportunities and make the most of every day. Sarcastic, sophisticated, witty, dorky, sensitive and free-spirited. You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous.Above all else, I value honesty and kindness in a partner, so if you're a genuine person with a lust for life, send me a message! (Bonus points if you have over eight years of experience as a forklift operator.) Example 5: Straightforward and Down-to-Earth I'm a graduate of Texas Christian University, where I majored in Post-Modern Literature. 80% of the time you'll find me with my nose deep in a book (except on Sunday nights from 9 - 10 PM when Breaking Bad is on - GO HEISENBERG! Travelling is also a major passion of mine, and I spend a lot of my free-time planning out future adventures. I have an 18 month old german shepherd named Ringo - he unfortunately lost one of his legs in a car accident, but he's still the cutest thing on the planet!If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself...Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 86% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime! I'm attracted to people who set big goals and put all their effort into pursuing them. I can't stand their smell and don't want to be around smoke all the time. :( Me You: An undeniably awesome couple with amazing chemistry. Example 4: Goofy and Sarcastic I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...