For us time sharing meant togetherness-not computers or condominiums.
He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years." And the dog responded: "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too much. God then created the monkey, and told him: "You are Monkey. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.You will swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?You're watching a show or movie, or reading a book, when suddenly something numerical throws you for a slight curve — like a date, or a character's age. Compare Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome, Not Allowed to Grow Up, and Longest Pregnancy Ever, where the writers do math — they're just intentionally fudging it. It can also come from multiple writers not checking with each other, or screwups in the timeline.You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years." And the monkey responded: "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much.
Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years." And it was so. In our day: "grass" was something you mowed, coke was a cola drink, and pot was something you put under the bed.Gay was the name of a girl or a happy person, and aids were helpers in the Principal's office. It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand.Life's great questions; If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If a web page crashes in the forest and no one hears it, does it get accessed? If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream containers? How do you know when it's time to tune up your bagpipes? Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? From Andrew, I had a friend in the navy a while ago, he said they had a saying "If it can't be moved paint it, if it can be moved pinch it." And a Farmer friend said to me, If it moves shoot it and if it doesn't cut it down A Wall Street Journal employee compiled the following list of actual headlines that appeared in various papers in 1996 that the Journal staff rated as the most entertaining: Panda Mating Fails; Vet Takes Over British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Clinton Wins on Budget; But More Lies Ahead Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Two Sisters Reunite After 18 Years in Checkout Counter War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks From a Teacher in Hong Kong A computer was something on TV A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi.You could catch a tram for 6d, and then there was always room for one more.